I was idly perusing my stats for the blog and glanced at the key words which led traffic to my site. My eye was caught by the phrase 'sweet pea stripper' which led me wonder which of my posts might have included it. Was it a variety of sweet pea? Was I discussing the ravaging of these scented ephemeral beauties by a plague of devouring insects? Couldn't think what it could be, so I decided, out of curiosity, to feed the phrase back into Google and see which of my posts popped up.
I never did come across a listing for Tuckshop Gardener, but did find about 4 pages worth of links to various posts about a minor celebrity being hit over the head with a bottle by a stripper called 'Sweet Pea'. Have been chuckling ever since.